Meet Michael James Schneider.
Michael's had a special relationship with boxed wine for a number of years...
... but he recently decided to take it to the next level.
That's right. Michael decided to make a boyfriend out of boxed wines.
From strolling through the grocery store...
... to playfully cooking in the kitchen...
... the two are inseparable.
When Michael revealed their relationship on Twitter, some were supportive of the new couple.
Others had questions.
Because #boxwineboyfriend is clearly the perfect partner.